The King of Plums

Oh Mr Elton: You’ve let me down, you’ve let yourself down... in fact—you’ve let the whole school down

Elton. What a plum. I feel so betrayed. So betrayed I had to embellish his Wikipedia entry a bit to take the some of the unjust shine off the twilight years of his TV career. Seems it’s stuck (I posted it a month ago now) for now at least, so my sentiments are not alone...

Look at this picture. Look at Bickle - Shame on you! I thought ‘Meet the Parents’ was a low for you but no... Look at Mrs Dobson... Oh a sorry image indeed... Only Roger comes out with some dignity! He's the only one that clearly doesn't care. ‘Bring it on’ sayeth Mr Taylor...‘It's just money!’

Ben? Why are you pouting? What are you so proud of? Are you glad you got here by abandoning your fans? ‘I've always been a fan of musical theatre’. Ugh.
Thank goodness he’s gone—stay in Oz Mr Elton—no-one here wants to hear from you ever again!...

This Bile-O-Gram® comes via a bottle of ‘Sirius Blanc’ wine.

Audio of Elton ‘Grasping at straws’ in a early-career attempt at local journalism (Scroll down to B for Ben)

Coda: Seems no-one’s written an Eamonn Holmes entry on Wiki yet... Surely that’s just a rag to a bull!

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